scanfu

You should
scanfu that.

scanfu /ˈskanfuː/ verb

To scan something once and never handle the paper again.

“Don’t retype it — scanfu it.”
“That whole filing cabinet? Already scanfu’d.”

A short film · 40 seconds

The kettle won’t even boil.

SCANNING 0 / 200
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Monday morning. Two hundred pages.

  1. Monday morning. Two hundred pages.
  2. Into the feeder.
  3. Press the green button.
  4. Scanning is quick. Four minutes, no problem.
  5. Then the machine starts reading them. That is the slow part.
  6. So you go and make a cup of tea.
  7. You drink it.
  8. You make another one. And another one.
  9. Two hours later, it finishes.
  10. And you still cannot search a single word of it.
  11. Now scanfu it instead.
  12. Every page read at the same time.
  13. Done — and the kettle has not even boiled.
  14. scanfu it.

Your copier scans 200 pages in four minutes. It just can’t read them in under two hours. Scanfu can — every page at the same time.

Go on then.
Scanfu something.

Send us the ugliest bundle you own. You’ll get it back searchable, filed, and ready to sign — and you’ll know in a day whether this changes your week.