You should
scanfu that.
scanfu /ˈskanfuː/ verb
To scan something once and never handle the paper again.
“Don’t retype it — scanfu it.”
“That whole filing cabinet? Already scanfu’d.”
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A short film · 40 seconds
The kettle won’t even boil.
Monday morning. Two hundred pages.
- Monday morning. Two hundred pages.
- Into the feeder.
- Press the green button.
- Scanning is quick. Four minutes, no problem.
- Then the machine starts reading them. That is the slow part.
- So you go and make a cup of tea.
- You drink it.
- You make another one. And another one.
- Two hours later, it finishes.
- And you still cannot search a single word of it.
- Now scanfu it instead.
- Every page read at the same time.
- Done — and the kettle has not even boiled.
- scanfu it.
Your copier scans 200 pages in four minutes. It just can’t read them in under two hours. Scanfu can — every page at the same time.
Go on then.
Scanfu something.
Send us the ugliest bundle you own. You’ll get it back searchable, filed, and ready to sign — and you’ll know in a day whether this changes your week.